Taylor: Hmmm...a gun. A REAL gun.
Me: Oh, yeah? You think he wants a gun?
Taylor: Yes. Then he can shoot Landon when he's being a bad boy. Cause' Landon' s a bad boy sometimes.
Me: Hmm...won't that hurt Landon?
Taylor: Yeah. Then let's get him a fake gun so he can shoot Landon.
Me: It sounds like YOU are the one that wants a gun.
Taylor: Yeah!! A gun that's pink.
(Violent little thing, isn't she?)