All I want for Christmas...

Me: What should we get dad for Christmas

Taylor: Hmmm...a gun. A REAL gun.

Me: Oh, yeah? You think he wants a gun?

Taylor: Yes. Then he can shoot Landon when he's being a bad boy. Cause' Landon' s a bad boy sometimes.

Me: Hmm...won't that hurt Landon?

Taylor: Yeah. Then let's get him a fake gun so he can shoot Landon.

Me: It sounds like YOU are the one that wants a gun.

Taylor: Yeah!! A gun that's pink.

(Violent little thing, isn't she?)